...Dear Blog,

Today has been a shitty day. The Great White Dumbass kept me up all of last night yapping, and so I let her in. Only to find out this morning that I'm pretty sure she pissed on the couch, because it smells weird, though it wasn't damp by the time I got to it. Additionally, she proceeded to rip up one of Riven's favorite couch pillows when I jumped in the shower because she got separation anxiety. Clearly house sitting is not for me. Other than that, the printer is working and connected to the wireless. Currently I'm sitting on the other couch (which is insofar undamaged) contemplating a plate of milk and cookies and a bottle of port and I'm trying to choose. Someone please god, bring me a decent beer. And by decent I mean Guinness.