Chronic Pain--You're Doing It Wrong

I just realigned my back using the shower step and my own two hands with Icy Hot as a muscle relaxant. I think I'm getting a little too good at this guys. Also if anyone has a good recipe for licorice tea, I'd much appreciate it. Deuces.

Strange Happenings in Commerceville?

Today I got a call on a job I had applied for. Which in and of itself isn't weird. I'm perfectly employable, I swear. Anyhow, it wasn't that. It was the kind of job that had called me back. Now normally I'm pretty prudent in my job search. But I had applied for this job just to see, since it was so high above my pay grade, I mean, it's a position as a loans analyst/banker, which is definitely more than a few steps up from being a cashier or a teller. They're calling me back for a phone interview. Which is like, step two of the process. I assumed they'd tell me no at step one. So that was cool. Also I had really weird dreams that involved this job. Like, dreams of my future approving mortgages. Then again, those dreams also included spontaneous babies, so what do I know?
Until next time.

The Blog That Was Dead--And Then It Wasn't

So, I took a hiatus. A really, really long hiatus. And by that I mean life caught up to me and I never intended to see this piece of shi---I mean. Outlet. For my artistic expression. Yeah, that. I moved back in with my parents. Except. Not. Because then they moved to a town in another state we're gonna call Hicksville, USA, or more accurately EveryoneAndTheirMomHereIsAGoddamnRedneckville, USA. And left me the house. And a car. Also I got a dog. Yeah. I accidentally the whole thing. I'm also back in school, pre-law if you must know. Who am I kidding. All of my readers know me. Anyhow. Welcome back. Let's see how this thing goes!