The Blog That Was Dead--And Then It Wasn't

So, I took a hiatus. A really, really long hiatus. And by that I mean life caught up to me and I never intended to see this piece of shi---I mean. Outlet. For my artistic expression. Yeah, that. I moved back in with my parents. Except. Not. Because then they moved to a town in another state we're gonna call Hicksville, USA, or more accurately EveryoneAndTheirMomHereIsAGoddamnRedneckville, USA. And left me the house. And a car. Also I got a dog. Yeah. I accidentally the whole thing. I'm also back in school, pre-law if you must know. Who am I kidding. All of my readers know me. Anyhow. Welcome back. Let's see how this thing goes!